69-year-old Lacey West Living the fuckin. life.

"I just had a year-long relationship, and the guy was truly amazed that I treated him like a king," 69-year-old Lacey West told us. "He said no woman had ever treated him so well or did a few of the things I did for him. He flew down once a month for five days just to see me. I gave him anything he wanted and things he didn't even know he wanted anytime he wanted. Anything that included sex, of course. Hours and hours of fun, kinky sex, bubble baths together, showers together. I made him special foods, gave him manicures. I dressed very provocatively for him. He was thrilled when he saw men turn to look at me walk into a bar knowing I was with him and I was his." Today, Lacey returns to suck and fuck James, who's young enough to be her grandson. She treats him like a king. He treats her like she's a queen. If Lacey were your woman, you'd do the same. Maybe you'd even cum all over her face. Anyway, back to that guy Lacey was with for a year. "What did he do for me? I think 30 orgasms in an afternoon counts big-time, don't you? Along with giving me my first cervical cums with more to cum. Oh my god! When I visited him, he had learned to make my favorite lemon drop martinis and cooked for me and wouldn't let me lift a finger. When he flew down to see me, he brought my favorite cookies he made from scratch and homemade blueberry muffins. He had a hard time getting through TSA each time he flew down. One batch of cookies was particularly good. He confessed he had shot his cum in the batter. It was delicious! And very sexy. We left each other totally exhausted. That's how sex is supposed to be, right?" Yes, it is. Lacey lives in a famous retirement community in Central Florida that's known for its swingers and women like Lacey who are living the good life. Lacey? She's living the cock life.